Milton Berle - If opportunity doesn't knock . . .

Napoleon Bonaparte - Glory is fleeting, but . . .

Aldous Huxley - The proper study of mankind is . . .

Paul Gauguin - Art is either plagiarism or . . .

Dwight L. Moody - Faith makes all things possible . . .

George Ade - The time to enjoy a European trip is . . .

Ralph Waldo Emerson - Our best thoughts come from . . .

George Bernard Shaw - My way of joking is to tell the truth . . .

James Thurber - I hate women because they . . .

Oscar Wilde - I like persons better than principles, and I . . .